condorn:

catswithbenefits:

what did the rope say to the other rope?

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thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: kawhoru)

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands