condorn:
catswithbenefits: what did the rope say to the other rope?
catswithbenefits:
what did the rope say to the other rope?
thernardier:
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
(Source: kawhoru)
rapewhistled:
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
okaydoke:
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands